Criminal mastermind and slicktalking weasel, Squallon Bolt, AKA, “the human groundhog”, has emerged from hiding once again. Mr Bolt has quite the reputation as a man who would steal from his mother on mothers day. A bad apple. Computer hacking/scamming , narcing, fraud by deception, website scams, ruining a event to benefit poor children, no crime was too good for Mr Bolt. And like any scared Groundhog, at the first sign of trouble, Mr Bolt would bolt to the nearest & safest hole to lie in wait for things to cool down.
Being the patient half-rodent that he is, Mr Bolt can stay underground for long periods at a time if need be, going months without outside contact, safely within the confines of his hole with his unsuspecting mate. But like the famous groundhog Punxsutawney Phil, Mr Bolt is back poking his nose in the outside world this spring in Louisville. So my word of advice is be on the lookout for this little weasely fellow who would love to make you his latest in a very long line of victims. Be Careful, the human groundhog is found in various small clubs around Louisville where he plies his sometimes trade as Blues Groundhog, guitar & dirt picker extraordinaire.